This is why I love working around children every day:
2nd grade girl: my sister fell yesterday and hit herself inbetween her legs.
Me: Ouch! Is she okay?
2nd grade girl: She almost broke her intestines!
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According to Webster I'm an old broad who sits around and worries about her kids...
brood [brood]n. [OE brod] 1 a group of birds hatched at one time 2 the children in a family--vi. 1 to sit on and hatch eggs 2 to worry: often with on, over, or about
(From Webster's New World Dictionary)
(From Webster's New World Dictionary)
Brooding Thought
What if I have to be hospitalized for something minor and while I'm lying there in the bed my fake tanner begins to fade and all of the doctors start to panic thinking that I am losing color rapidly---only I can't talk because of one reason or another and before I know it everyone around me thinks I am fading fast!??!
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