And How Was Your Day?

There is just too much to divulge that, even for me, is too personal-so I'll just leave you a few snippets of what my day entailed:

• a Big Red Icee (all ice no juice--just as well since my straw sucked...figuratively)



• an emergency dash to the restrooms in Marshalls while walking from the parking lot to the store without separating my thighs.



• the disposing of personal undergarments (brand new too-wouldn't you know it)



• the purchase of new personal undergarments



• the wearing of pants backwards (oh yes I did)



• the purchase of new pants



• an ill-fated search for a newly released book but was told by the bookseller, "We don't have it...it's brand new." (voices in my head said, "That's why I came to the BOOK STORE.")



• the emptying of the bed of a truck



• filling up at a gas station 3 times in one day - 2 different vehicles



• working on the weekend in a building whose electricity was out (I used the flashlight I carry in my purse and considered the sweating a form of exercise)



• another ill-fated search-this time for tweezers-the ONLY style that was sold out was THE style that I wanted.



• yet ANOTHER ill-fated search for pony-tail holders (sold out at Target--no lie)



• at the risk of repeating myself I'll call this next one an ill-fated attempt to rent movies...both IronMan and LeatherHeads were sold out...all 259 copies



• the irritatingly incessant beeping of some kind of alarm from the data room in my library while I was working in the dark



• the last minute call from my son informing me that he had just been invited to a friend's house (which meant as soon as I got home I'd have to drive him back to his friend's...in a different town)



• a cancellation in my dinner plans



• DO I REALLY NEED TO CONTINUE ON??????